Saturday, October 08, 2005

Hello From Hell!

Now, you clicked there, didn't you? Tsk. And you knew something bad would happen.

Go back to The Cow and await further instructions!


Anonymous anne arkham said...

Damn. I was hoping for the pron!

9:26 AM  
Blogger anaglyph said...

Anne Arkham you are so busted. Well stay tuned, I have plans for this site...

7:31 PM  
Anonymous anne arkham said...

I've no doubt. Don't forget your other one.

5:09 PM  
Blogger Joey Polanski said...

Just a seckon! I aint even admittin t have clickd here.

11:45 AM  
Blogger anaglyph said...

I'm afraid your being here is the only documentary proof we need Mr Polanski. Please take a seat and someone will be with you presently. Feel free to help yourself to the spicy tortilla chips and jalapeno dip.

1:45 PM  
Blogger jedimacfan said...

Matt Groening called for you again. He wanted me to ask you if you wanted him to meet you here.

9:51 PM  
Blogger anaglyph said...

All of you get to be part of a special club... it's a club for wickedly curious people... stay tuned.

10:00 PM  
Blogger Joe Fuel said...

Is it too late for people to join said club?

10:45 AM  
Blogger little noodle said...

buts i didnt click there

it was sunshine thats did it


5:30 AM  
Blogger sunshine said...


klip klop klop klip!

klip klop klop klippety klip klop klip klip klip klop...

klip klop klop klippety klippety klippety kloppety klip



5:33 AM  
Blogger anaglyph said...

I haven't forgotten. Are you all comfortable? Is the spa hot enough? There's things cooking....

3:03 AM  
Blogger Joey Polanski said...

Is it impropr fer a fly caut in a web t admire th spidrs art an craft?

DANG! Were ALL caut!

12:52 PM  
Blogger Chickie said...

Hell's blog looks more welcoming than I'd have thought it would be.

5:25 PM  
Blogger Joey Polanski said...

Hey, Revrend ... ya no ya DO have anothr blog!

9:42 PM  
Blogger anaglyph said...

And even...

Another blog...

For the Early Adopters.

9:45 PM  
Blogger Joey Polanski said...

I was dismayd t see that a email adress is requird t leave coments on yer new blog, Revrend. I hopes ya can disabl that.

Joey dont do email adress.

Still, yer new blog is now linkd at th JPS.

9:45 AM  
Blogger anaglyph said...

Joey: Yes, there are inevitable teething issues. You may now post without fear of your Super Identity becoming known.

Still, I am a little disappointed in your lack of deviousness; it doesn't say you need to give your own email adress, or even a real one...

I may have to revoke your 'Hello From Hell' status.

1:28 PM  
Blogger Joey Polanski said...

Dangd moral streak, I no. An Im bettr at harpin than I am at pitchforkin, too.


-- Joey ... or whoevr I amski.

1:42 PM  
Anonymous anne arkham said...

You're not moving this one, too?

10:47 AM  
Blogger anaglyph said...

There's a Grand Plan.

3:10 PM  
Blogger jedimacfan said...

Anne beat me to my question. Rats.

6:23 PM  
Blogger extrastorchy said...

Yes, I clicked, and I will probably click again. It may become a compulsive habit. It's surprisingly peaceful, this Hell. I like it.

7:58 PM  
Anonymous anaglyph said...

Yes, Hello From Hell is languising somewhat, I must admit. I'll look into that.

8:01 PM  
Anonymous Pil said...

oo, oo, so excited...what's in hell!

um, hello?

5:21 PM  
Blogger Atlas Cerise said...

Ironically, my word verification is "colder".

Just popping in to see if Hell is still around.

5:02 PM  
Blogger anaglyph said...

Still maintaining Hell. But time, y'know...

5:08 PM  
Blogger Joey Polanski said...

Spidr spin.  Spidr sin.

Look at all th trouble Im in!

Contemplate.  Ruminate.

Say a prayr bfore Im ate.

10:14 PM  
Blogger Atlas Cerise said...

Light the fires!

Pop the corks!

And grab a hold

Of your pitchforks!

Dance around

The wild flames!

And celebrate

Our Hellish games!

10:35 PM  
Blogger Joey Polanski said...

Naturals & flats & sharps,

Are playd above on goldn harps.

Down below, we rattle bones,

And squeak & squawk on red trombones.

10:45 PM  
Blogger Joey Polanski said...

High above, th Lord of Hosts,

Th Fathr, Son, & Holy Ghost;

And I, cast downward in th end,

Mus live ferevr wif my friends.

11:17 PM  
Blogger anaglyph said...

Once you're in, there's no way out
Even though you scream and shout!
Perhaps it seems you can just leave
But we go with you where you weave

Your drunken way into the night
Where ordinary mortals might
Mistake their lives for 'living'. Fools!
They're merely slaves to lesser rules...

11:28 PM  
Blogger Atlas Cerise said...

Close your eyes, turn out that light

And everything will be alright.

Slowly breathe out your last breath

Embrace the icy hand of death.

I'll take you down and you will see

The pits of Hell awaiting thee

And though to this life you may cling

You can't escape the fate I bring.

11:55 PM  
Blogger Joey Polanski said...

As per th direcktions

On fire-inspecktions,

I'm here to find code-violations.

And since this is Hell,

I might just as well

Attempt some bribe-solicitations.

2:36 PM  

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